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  Re: 2013 annual meeting

  by pixel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  remember, you read it here first!.

  dear brothers: .

  we are pleased to announce that arrangements are being made for all baptized and unbaptized publishers who read and write english, along with their minor children, to be invited to locations where they can hear the 2013 annual meeting program that will be presented on saturday, .

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  label licker

  Here in southern Ontario you have to be baptised in order to go and that's it
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  Hubby's going to the big meeting instead of celebrating our anniversary

  by KariOtt in

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  2. friends

  my hubby just informed me that he wants to attend the "big" meeting saturday instead of celebrating our anniversary.

  seems i was right when i accused him that the cult means more to him than i do.

  asshole.

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  label licker

  Go out and buy yourself a huge gift and wrap it. Then, get super dolled up. Put your gift in a bag where he can't see it along with a small cake and candles. Leave it in your trunk. Then, tell him your going with him(look happy). During the assembly slip out and go to the car and get your junk. (tell him your going to the bathroom) Then, come back and roll out your party right in the middle of everyone. Light those candles and sing happy anniversary to the idiot. Make sure you have your party hat and noise maker.

  Just a thought
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  Am I missing something here when,,,

  by label licker in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  romans 1:1;philippians 1:1;1thess 1:9;james 1:1;jude1:1;revelation1:1;11:18 ect,,, distinctively calls these ones slaves as well as jesus being called the faithful rev 5:1,2 thess 3:3 or 1tim1:12. even the prophets were faithul slaves.

  yet, it's only these eight weenies that say they are, making themselves kings and priests before jesus comes again.

  how sad for the sheep they have not come to know the messiah..

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  I wonder if they will take the word slave out of certain scriptures as well as faithful, oh what the heck lets go all the way and include the word discreet too! They wouldn't want those three words linked to anyone else, right?
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  Am I missing something here when,,,

  by label licker in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  romans 1:1;philippians 1:1;1thess 1:9;james 1:1;jude1:1;revelation1:1;11:18 ect,,, distinctively calls these ones slaves as well as jesus being called the faithful rev 5:1,2 thess 3:3 or 1tim1:12. even the prophets were faithul slaves.

  yet, it's only these eight weenies that say they are, making themselves kings and priests before jesus comes again.

  how sad for the sheep they have not come to know the messiah..

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  label licker

  Romans 1:1;Philippians 1:1;1Thess 1:9;James 1:1;Jude1:1;Revelation1:1;11:18 ect,,, distinctively calls these ones slaves as well as Jesus being called the faithful Rev 5:1,2 Thess 3:3 or 1Tim1:12. Even the prophets were faithul slaves. Yet, it's only these eight weenies that say they are, making themselves kings and priests before Jesus comes again. How sad for the sheep they have not come to know the Messiah.
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  Daily Bible reading question.

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  as a current of past elder or ms, did you actually read the bible?

  were you ever troubled by the lack of knowledge from others who were serving?

  as an example, i spoke to an elder who recently finished the elder's school.

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  Matt 5:17 was recently shown to two elders. Then, they were asked has heaven and earth passed away yet and they said why no. They couldn't stop staring at that verse and other scriptures that backed it up for the rest of the evening
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  Don't hold your breath waiting for an apology.

  by stillin in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is true everywhere but it seems especially true with the witnesses.

  they seem to feel that since god forgives them, you should too, so you end up with these pathologically rude, crude people.. "get over it" is what my wife says if i tell her about some incident where i couldn't believe my ears.

  but i have to remind myself that she is also like that.. but she's right, too, because who wants to spend the rest of their life as a victim?

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  Or try pulling the same stunt that was pulled on you and see how fast your df'd. They have ones they pick on and that's all there is to it. (and it's always the ones that don't fight back) And then you'll be told that Jehovah is testing you on how you react to the situation. For he has bigger plans for you down the road. Usually those plans always included having to do with serving the org.
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  Do jws complain more than normal people?

  by Julia Orwell in

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  i'm a jw, and i have several bills to pay.

  me: "oh my goodness, i have so many bills, it's ridiculous!

  i have car rego, phone bill, electricity bill, rent...it's terrible!

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  That's what irritated me the most. You couldn't just walk into the hall and start an interesting conversation on oh let me see, the bible for instance, but rather have to listen to my formalgia is acting up or the big one I have a cold but I'm here(cough, cough in my face). I would always reply back with sorry, I'm all out of hero biscuits today and walk away. After every meeting you would go home so depressed. I felt guilty if I came to the hall happy. Even the stupid po would give comments like if your happy and your not putting up a fight for the faith(which to them meant be like the pharisees and stretch those faces and complain how you had to put up a fight just to come to the kingdum hall)then there's something wrong and maybe you have to see why your not suffering for the faith. Idiots! I would go over and talk to the older sisters or the brothers who rarely complained and if they did, they had good reason to. Even the brother who had his leg amputated would ask about how our calls are going for he couldn't get out in the ministry, but didn't complain once about losing his leg.
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  Can anybody upload the annual meeting recording already?!

  by EndofMysteries in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  there has to be atleast one elder here who was given the annual meeting recording, unless it's in some sealed box where every elder in the congregation has 1 key and all must open it at once, assuring nobody opened it prior to the day.

  but if not, if one of you has it, be a boss and upload it already.

  how funny if the whole thing was online 2 days prior.

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  Julia, do you have two days of meetings or just on Sunday?
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  NEWBIES are leaving like crazy! Be very afraid WT

  by clarity in

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  2. friends

  # 3 newbie post.

  first of all, the newbies have set a record here!.

  have you ever seen a 4pg post where 21 new members reply!

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  label licker

  Thank you It's been a rough year but is starting to get better. How I found this sight was actually funny. I was trying to look up and read the one article that read Why Am I So Lonely and pushed jwnet instead of jworg. Then I found all you people and I wasn't lonely anymore. I realised after reading your stories that it wasn't me after. We really are the normal ones. I will never ever go back and that's a promise.

  I do want to thank Simon for all his hard work and time in order for all of us to feel better about ourselves. Sorry I didn't introduce myself at the beginning. If you had read my jc story then you will understand why I couldn't post about my life. First off, you wouldn't believe it and second it makes my jc look like a warm fuzzy get together.

  Again, thank you so much for being there. Even in the wee hours of the morning when I've woken up from a rotton dream, I just come here for a while. Life will get better, I just know it:)
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  Annual Meeting on Saturday

  by XBEHERE in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i heard credible rumors of a large (sized) release coming on saturday.

  anyone else hear this?

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  label licker

  Is it the ministry fool workbook?